Slimming belts

ARE YOU SURE?

We've seen hundreds of products under the name "slimming belt" for sale on the internet, and elsewhere. Variously described as "electronic", "magnetic", you name it, and each with extraordinary claims of weight-loss attached.

Strap it on, sit down and relax while your excess fat just disappears! If only it were true. This would be the best-selling product in the history of Man!

Sadly we've never seen a "slimming belt" which we did not believe to be a complete waste of your time and money.

Please don't misunderstand us here.This site exists to advise on, and sell slimming-related products, and we want your business. But, call us old-fashioned if you like, we simply won't insult your intelligence with this kind of junk!

Slimming belts

AN EXAMPLE!

By way of illustration, here's an example I came upon online while writing this page, on a site supposedly offering health/healing products. I quote:-

"Slimming Belt - £210

Computer Controlled Elliptic Oscillating Mechanism

Unique & New concept of Elliptic Swing System applied.

The main purpose of this unit is slimming each different part of body, especially abdomen region.

It performs as kneading & swing the whole region that contacted with belt body, with dynamic & funny rhythms which controlled by built-in microprocessor.

Controllable speed and direction of rotation.

Automatic operation by the program which serves fun & dynamic feeling.

10 minutes auto-off function for safety.

Applicable to various parts of body (abdomen, waist, back, hips, thigh, calf)

A fantastic Slimming, Digestion, Relaxing and Exercising aid."    End quote.

This kind of illiterate garbage makes my blood boil and there are hundreds of similar examples to be found all over the internet. Please, do yourself a favour: put your credit card away and go run round the garden for five minutes, or walk upstairs at the office instead of taking the lift. I promise you it will do you more good, and leave you £210 to spend on something useful!